re: #58 Cato the Elder

Against the day when the Pauls and their fellow pols and pals repeal the ADA, I’m training Haku to piss on command so I can have him do it on the shoes of business owners who refuse to admit him.

The command word shall be dracarys.

I’ve often thought you’d do well with one of those miniature pit ponies, trained as a service animal.

One well-placed hoof……