re: #647 WindUpBird

how you could ever listen to him is sort of baffling to me

I’d literally rather listen to static, feedback, the sound of a man shitting over and over again, because at least those things are real

My parents were huge dittoheads when I was younger. I grew up in the shadow of the mighty 50,000 watt blowtorch WLS in Chicago and listened to him every afternoon whenever I was home from school. He was a bit less off the deep end in the older days.