Ring ring.. Heaven..Press 1 for English
May I help you?
Perry: I’m trying to get some insight from Jesus about how I should get elected…
Peter: Well he told me to render unto Caesar…
Perry: You are not helping here….Is the big guy available?
Peter: He stopped taking calls from Texas area codes about 10 years ago…
Perry: What about policy dang it? Defense..Terrorist..The size of Government? I mean really
Peter: Blessed are the poor…
Perry: Don’t start pulling that crap on me..
Peter: Let the children come unto me…
Perry: Anchor Babies?
Peter: Have you considered another Religion?
Perry: You Tell Jesus I’ll be calling back.. I chose him! The VP slot is still up in the air..
Peter: I’ll tell Him you called…Again