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Forbes Writer Gets Oslo Terrorist Story Very Wrong

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SanFranciscoZionist7/24/2011 10:12:20 am PDT

re: #30 Spocomptonite

Having now read her article, I’m relatively less offended by her thinking this is an anti-jihad website because its been overshadowed by the offense that she STILL says it the fault of Muslims, because if they had just assimilated into white European culture, they wouldn’t have protested to their politicians for, as she puts in, “concessions”, and the politicians wouldn’t have become a target for intolerant terrorists and this wouldn’t have happened, and it probably will keep happening.

I’m beginning to wonder which I’m going to wear out first, my palm or my face.

And now we sing the Root Causes Tango—well, it’s not really a tango. That would be too smooth and civilized.

BAKER, CINDERELLA, JACK: So it’s your fault!

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD: Wait a minute-!

CINDERELLA: If you hadn’t dared him to-

BAKER (To Jack): And you had left the harp alone, We wouldn’t be in trouble In the first place!

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD (To Cinderella): Well, if you hadn’t thrown away the bean In the first place-!

CINDERELLA: Well, if she hadn’t raised them in the first place-!

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD (To Cinderella): It was your fault!

JACK (To Witch): Yes, if you hadn’t raised them in the first place-!

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD & BAKER (To Witch): Right! It’s you raised them in the first place-!

CINDERELLA: You raised the beans in the first place!

JACK: It’s your fault!

CINDERELLA, JACK, BAKER, LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD: You’re responsible! You’re the one to blame! It’s your fault!