serious error handling personality per language:

C/C++ : “i renounce any knowledge of your actions, give up completely and will return you suddenly to the operating system from whence you came”

Java : “i can handle it! i’ll just keep on going and i’ll be fine, really!!”

javascript : “i refuse to run, and i won’t tell you that i refuse to run. i’ll just sit in the dark and suffer, don’t mind me”