re: #65 Slumbering Behemoth

It’s filthy. And by that, I don’t mean sexually depraved, I mean your costume is filthy. It smells like month old sausages and bum farts, and I don’t even want to know where those stains come from.

I’d tell you to burn it, but I fear the resulting smoke would declared a WMD.

One con I went to, there actually was a sort of intentionally nasty, matted and horrific Care Bear walking the halls late at night. The badge read SCARE BEAR and it would just get uncomfortably close to people, leaning in with its giant care bear head with it’s big dead cow eyes. I think the idea was to compromise the sanity of anyone on acid at the convention.