I’m sorry to go way, way, way off topic so soon. I’m stuck in Palmdale for the Tour of California which I’ve been attending this week. Palmdale, in my humble opinion, is a shit hole, so naturally I googled the phase “Palmdale is a shithole” and found this funny rap song by Afroman that confirms my worst observations.

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Slightly less off topic, for the first time in my life I regret not having a womb, because I find myself wanting to bear Rachel Maddow’s children. Love her.