re: #57 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

My wife can’t seem to understand why I always buy the generic toothpaste, shampoo, razors, etc when we go to the store. “Look, its new and improved and it smells like lavender.”

“Its hair soap, how much new and improved can it be?”

She freaks when I use shampoo as soap too.

New and improved is a Madison Ave. idea. After all the New Testament is 2000 years old