Ah yes, Jimmy Swaggart.
Televangelism pioneer.

Great piano player… runs in the family

Flaming hypocrite.
Bonafide nutcase.

“I’ve never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry. And I’m going to be blunt and plain: if one ever looks at me like that, I’m going to kill him and tell God he died.”

“If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell!”

~ Jimmy Swaggart

Swaggart on the Beatles:

“You boys and girls that have Beatle records at home, this is the most rotten, dirty, damnable, filthy, putrid filth that this nation or the world has ever known. And you parents that would allow this filth to be in your home, you ought to be taken out somewhere and horsewhipped, you hear me. And I mean it, my friend”.

Swaggart on sex education:

“I saw pictures the other day of what they’re wanting to show our kids. And I want to tell you, if I ever hear of one teacher that shows my boy that filth, I’m going to get in my car and go to that school and pull off my coat, and when I get through with him, his face is going to be rearranged”.

Swaggart on the prostitute that he was caught boinking with in a New Orleans hotel room:

I have sinned against you, my Lord!

/get off the stage and stay off, idiot