The DNC is hoping and praying that Sarah will stick around and be a player in 2012. She is Obama’s dream opponent. Not that she has a snowball’s chance of being president, but her fanatical followers won’t care - they’ll dance down the road to dusty doom behind Sarahcuda Moosebane, hockey mom and eejit, waving their banners and chanting “drill, baby, drill”.

And, having given up on the GOP for the next 12 years or so, I will at least be grateful for the entertainment.

In fact, I think I’ll send her some money. Cheaper than tickets to go watch the local ball team fail.