re: #65 Lidane

That sound you hear this morning is all the RWNJs on Twitter hitting their fainting couches over the White House response to their petition about Sgt. Tahmooressi, especially this part:

The White House didn’t openly offer to bribe any Mexican judges and didn’t immediately demand his release. They’re letting the process play itself out in Mexico, so of course Obama hates the Marines. Or something.

To be fair, I’m not sure a bribe could be offered in this case. The judge assigned to has a reputation as a stickler for procedure and for being honest.