re: #59 RealityBasedSteve

I actually had somebody use that line once on me. I just looked at them and said. “No, I don’t. Is there a reason I would?”

Yea, I’m a bit of a jerk that way.

RBS

Old military joke

A general calls in to HQ and asks to speak to the Officer of the day.

“That asshole is out and I’m stuck on my ass here.”

“Do you know know who you’re talking to?”

“Nope.”

“This is General So and so.”

“Do you know who you’re taking to, General?”

“No.”

*CLICK* *BZZZZZZZZ*