re: #67 Cato the Elder

What the pitiful little shittard at WND means by “deflating of economic dreams”:

Shit, man, I’m too old and unimportant to fuck my way up the social ladder by marrying one of Sarah’s retarded daughters.

I has a sad for the little man.

Hey Bristol’s back on the market. It seems Levi remained fertile even when they weren’t together (though I think the ‘other woman’ he knocked up had a kid named Trigg, personally).