re: #683 Mostly sane, most of the time.

Hometown local section had the headline “Naked Man Arrested.”

Okay. I’m thinking bar, liquor store parking lot, 3 am, right?

Nope. 7:15 am in front of a local middle school.

His name belongs on a watch list for the rest of his life.

Those stories often have “alcohol may have been a factor” somewhere in them.