You folks don’t know how hard it’s been to keep myself from making pope jokes. There is so much territory in this current popes past I could go on for days, but I’d probably get a severe time-out.

I’m allowed to make fun of atheists since they’re my people even though I already know some of you are pretty thin-skinned about your atheist-cred. I’ll leave the pope bashing to the catholics. Get on it people.