re: #5 wheat-dogghazi-mailgate

“There are families, we’re talking Christian families, pastors’ families, elders’ families from good, godly churches,” Swanson said, “whose sons are rebelling, hanging out with homosexuals and getting married and the parents are invited. What would you do if that was the case? Here is what I would do: sackcloth and ashes at the entrance to the church and I’d sit in cow manure and I’d spread it all over my body. That is what I would do and I’m not kidding, I’m not laughing.”

One, I doubt his kid would invite the son of a bitch.

Two, the cops would likely hit him with a firehouse before dragging him off the the church steps.