I should be asleep. My flight leaves LA at 1:00 PM tomorrow. Which means I have to be at the airport by 11:00 AM. Which means I have to return my rental car by 10:30 AM. Which means I have to leave my parents’ house by 9:30 AM. Which means I should be up at 7:30 AM to finish packing, eat breakfast, take final pictures with my 91 year old dad. Which means I should be in bed now.

But I’m not sleepy.