If you ask why the dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark didn’t eat everything else, be aware that the religious right says dinosaurs were vegetarians.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) March 29, 2014

@Tiburtius Very seriously. http://t.co/KftDOMVyC6

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) March 29, 2014

The religious right has an answer to every question about creationism. It might be a _really stupid_ answer, but it’s an answer.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) March 29, 2014