Got some bad news this weekend. My brother Judas and his wife Jezebel (who is my ex-wife) were arrested and jailed in some kind of insurance fraud scheme.

So, what’s the bad news?

The bad news is that my daughter, who is also Jezebel’s daughter, put up a large part of her family’s savings to bail the miscreants out of the slammer and they are now running around loose again.

Since crucifixion is illegal, I am not sure what I will do if they jump bail but they would be most ill advised to do so.