re: #62 negativ

Surely you jest. Mere soda, tasty though it can be, cannot serve as a replacement for beer (except in very rare circumstances involving naive coeds from the Midwest).

I suppose I’ll just sit around contemplating croquet hoops and what-not.

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I jest not. The intellectual stimulation provided here can make up for a beer buzz for one night and then you can get some beer in the morning.