re: #694 capitalist piglet

Check the commode off the Oval Office.

No, no, no. It’s the unicorns that are supposed to be shitting the rainbows. I ain’t checking the OO toilet for nothin’.

re: #695 gmsc

I’m hip to the unicorn thing. My gov’t issue unicorn arrived not too long ago, and it turned out to be nothing more than a worn out old donkey with a traffic cone tied to it’s head.

But, um, what’s this about math? Do you mean to tell me that not only do I NOT get my rainbow shitting unicorn, but now I have to do math. Dude! This whole administration is a rip-off.

BIG CHANGE IS RIPPING US OFF!