re: #713 Wyatt Earp

We lead the city in shootings. I told my Lt that when some cop calls in with a shooting scene, we tell him, “Oh sorry. We’d like to come out, but we don’t have any vehicles.” That would rectify the situation right quick.

LOL.
That’s a fun scenario to think about.
But you know as well as I do that most folks take their jobs seriously and have a great deal of pride in the positives they provide for the community, and you would find a way to get there.