Uh…

10:00 AM CDT Wed Aug 29
Location: 29.6N 90.7W
Moving: NW at 6 mph
Min pressure: 972 mb
Max sustained: 75 mph

Talk about hyping a hurricane up. About the worst you’ll get out of this is the storm surge. 75 MPH winds are 10 MPH less that your average 85 MPH cat “C” roof wind loads. Derp.