All right, let me explain to you what Rand Paul’s “Economic Freedom Zones” really are.
1. Abolish all taxes except for a regressive “flat tax”
2. Bring in the super rich
3. Abolish unions
4. Hire the unemployed for sub-minimum wage HURR HURR JRRBZ!!!
5. Loot everything that is left
6. PROFIT!!!!

WYMT: Senator Paul announces “economic freedom zones” to help eastern Kentucky http://t.co/4ilHQjlcVh

— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 8, 2013

What could go wrong?