I gotta say, the bit about Devin Nunes molesting a microwaved grapefruit made me snort coffee out my nose.

Also. A correction. The hookers were underage.

I object to linking @DevinNunes with the hashtag #YachtCocaineProstitutes.

I’ve read the article and the hashtag should. clearly, be #YachtCocaineUnderageProstitutes.https://t.co/lllDLDGTh4

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) April 9, 2019