Ha! I’m on to you, you evil commie Germ Overlords! I see through your socialistic “spread the wealth of microscopic evil” ways. Sure, you’re extracting my bodily fluids by making me sneeze them out, but I will triumph yet! You will never overtake me!

America! Home of the healthy! Land of the Vitamin C! Bastion of Ziiiiii…

*Medicine kicks in. Head falls down on desk.*