re: #717 prairiefire

Hello, swamp creature, How are you? Did I ever tell you the story of the FL sheriff who had to shot a swamp rat out of a palm tree in our backyard?
True story, in Maitland.

Had a funny thing at work today. Up in Austin, the receptionist calls me.

“Say, there’s a rooster in the lobby.”

“What the f*ck? Get it the hell outta there!”

“I can’t scare him. I called animal control, and they say they won’t take livestock. Who should I call?”

“Call goddamned Colonel Sanders for all I care, but get that fucking chicken outta my building.”

So what does she do? Gets one of the guys from the construction site across the road to come over and catch the SOB for ten bucks, ownership of the offending poultry, and a six pack of Tecate.