So I was shopping this afternoon and I heard THE. WORST. MOST. TERRIBLE. AWFUL, NO. GOOD. VERY. BAD. HOLIDAY. MUSIC. EVER.

A “jazz styling” of “O Come All Ye Faithful”

“I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” sung as a slow ballad.

A “jazz styling” of “Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen”

What could possibly be worse?

Another “jazz styling” with scat vocals of “Silent Night”