re: #68 Jack Burton

Before COVID-19 started I was exactly this both weight and height. Sitting around at home and stress-eating has pushed me up to 265-ish. I still think if you put one of Trumps suits on me I’d at least not look worse.

Well, for one thing, I doubt you have a posture like a half-centaur from constantly walking around with lifts in your shoes to bullshit people that you’re 6’3”.