I would have thought they’d put long pig in with the ground pork. pic.twitter.com/gIHNQh2p1u
— Harry Turtledove (@HNTurtledove) June 14, 2021
Clear Food - the Hot Dog Report
Hygienic issues: Clear Food found human DNA in 2% of the samples. 2/3rds of the samples with human DNA were vegetarian products.
Eeeek! This is clearly a problem with process contamination rather than with the, uh, feed stock.
I hope.
Then again, maybe they mean these products were made FROM vegetarians rather than FOR vegetarians.
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