Could we put Godzilla on Mars, and the robot, too, and let them fight it out? Pay-per-view would be awesome.

Seriously, or as seriously as I get on a Friday afternoon (West Coast), I’ve determined that I never want to live in a big city again, because when the superheroes battle the evil villain mega-robots/aliens/bugs, they always wipe out the cities. You never see the suburbs getting chewed up, with asphalt flying, and buildings being crumpled like a dixie cup when some invincible dude gets thrown straight into it. Just wouldn’t work with a strip mall.

Gotta think carefully about the future.