re: #62 William Barnett-Lewis

Jello’s lyrics are underappreciated.

Pep rally in the Holy Temple
And you’re forced to go
Masturbate en masse
With the favored religious cult
Cheerleaders yell “rah rah team!”
From the locker room
Parades the prime beef
When archaeologists dig this up
They’ll either laugh or cry

It’s difficult to adequately convey to people who don’t have the experience the degree to which Texas high school football really can resemble an apocalyptic religious cult at times.