Ahh another gem from AZolddog:

HEH, Ludwig Von Quackenfukface you are welcome to come and try to smack me!
In case you missed the obvious clue I live in Arizona numbnuts!

Aren’t you too busy being frightened of Latinos to worry about me?

Did writing that silly challenge make you feel manly? Are you dreaming of what you would say to me or how you would shut me up?

Are you another one with a tactical nightie and tactical thong underwear to go with your tactical blankie?

Please.

You are about as scary is Iron Fist.