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The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge11/02/2015 11:31:55 am PST

re: #68 Kragar

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Μολὼν Λαβέ, their ass!

Has anybody ever asked any of these Μολὼν Λαβέ idiots if they know anything about Sparta? Do they think they could survive the Spartan Ἀγωγή? Even before that:

When a boy was born, he was washed with wine in the belief that this would make him strong. Every infant was then examined by members of the Gerousia (a council of leading elder Spartans) from the child’s tribe to see whether he was fit and healthy enough to be allowed to live. In the event that the baby did not pass the test, he was thrown off of a cliff at a place called the apothetae near Mt. Taygetus for several days in a test to die of exposure or survive the ordeal.

Call me when Planned Parenthood does anything like that. If any of these goobers were forced to live under the Spartan regime for one day (not as a Helot of course, but as a Spartiate—which they would be because reasons) they’d crawl over broken glass to get into North Korea, I guarantee.