re: #74 Blind Frog Belly White
Trying to imagine the failed “intelligence” lessons for O’Keefe’s “Project Veritas” morons:
Instructor: Okay, so one important thing to remember …
Student: Hey, do we get fancy spy briefcases? You know, like James Bond carried?
Instructor: No, that’s just the movies. Now, again, it’s important that…
Student: What about drinks? I like Cosmos. Do I have to start drinking Vodka Martinis? I don’t like vermouth.
Instructor: No. Now, as I was sa…
Student: Watches! Do we get watches with lasers?
Instructor; NO! Now, class….
Student: Oooo! Oooo! Do we get to have sex with beautiful women? I’ve never had sex, so that’d be nice!
Instructor: STOP IT! There are no ‘spy drinks’, no special spy briefcases, no watches with lasers! And jesus, have NONE of you ever gotten laid?
Student: I got close once. My cousin let me feel her boob over her blouse…
Instructor: Christ. Okay, that’s enough for today! Let’s get a fresh start tomorrow.
Nah, they just watched the first three seasons of Archer