Flashback to second grade:

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My President has a first name,
It’s J-I-M-M-Y!
My President has a second name,
It’s C-A-R-T-E-R!
I hate to see him every day
And if you ask me why I’ll saaaaay —
‘Cause Jimmy Carter has a way
Of messin’ up the U.S.A.!
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