re: #60 freetoken

The new “normal”:

Seeing Jesus on a slice of toast is normal

That’s because a bunch of people bought the toaster:

amazon.com

I love the first review:

This is PERFECT for making tuna fish sandwiches, but be sure to use Miracle Whip to keep things authentic.

Okay, it’s a little on the light side, but if you only use it on Sunday mornings for a little communion at home with your mimosa, it should work just fine for a good while. It’s also great for raucous Baptist fondue parties as well. I would recommend using white bread for the best image, as using whole grain tends to make Jesus look like he has zits. The really great thing about this toaster is that you can make your purchase price back (or whenever you need some quick cash) by selling a piece of Jesus image miracle toast on E-bay or Craig’s List. A fun suggestion is to sneak a piece of the toast in on an evangelical church pot luck dinner. I almost guarantee at least one fainting spell.

However, I am a bit confused about how the image can possibly be of the Man himself, since he never sat for a portrait that we know of. I mean, how do we know this image isn’t just based on some hippie from the 60’s, or a generic guy with Caucasian Semite features from the old days. I guess ya just have to have some faith…