re: #769 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Years ago, I was having lunch with someone and the 20something girl beside us was talking about how George Bush (the Elder) needed to stay out of her uterus.

After about 20 minutes of that, I finally turned to her and said, “Ma’am? I can’t imagine anyone wanting to get into your uterus, much less George Bush.”

At least she shut up and left.

Have you seen the movie “The Bachelor?” At one point he tries to give a woman flowers, and she gives them back and then rants about how flowers are “symbolic vaginas,” and what an insult it is.

Good way to be sure nobody ever gives you roses, which are symbolically pretty and nice-smelling.