*facepalm*

Ted Cruz: ‘Part of the problem’ with America is the White House isn’t in Texas http://t.co/EEWPRRgSSs

— Raw Story (@RawStory) March 29, 2015

Yo, Ted — I live in Texas. I work with Republicans. Even if the White House was here, they’d STILL hate you and think your voters are idiots. Stop pandering.