So, we have this stupid presidential caucus in Kentucky (that Rand Paul bought) coming up on March 5 (freaking winter instead of our usual voting time later in May).
And the caucus place is 20 miles away instead of my usual polling place 7 miles away.

Here is who has filed: Jeb Bush, Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, Ben Carson, Marco Rubio, Rand Paul, John Kasich and Chris Christie.

Here’s the “acceptable voter ID requirements” for the stupid event:

The acceptable methods of identification used to verify a voter qualified to participate in a caucus shall be limited to:
(1) Personal acquaintance
(2) Motor vehicle operator’s license
(3) Social Security card
(4) Credit card
(5) Identification card with picture and signature

A “credit card”…FFS…

This is just a really bad joke.
I’m just staying home.