re: #3 Cheechako

Oh man, I feel sorry for her… But the puns that could be said about that… I am amazed that I can resist the opportunity.

Not quite the same type of story, but..

One summer afternoon years ago, a woman I was dating, showed up for our afternoon outside concert date with several of her female friends and some children.

Apparently the mother of the children and friend of all the ladies had managed to sit down on a Brown Recluse spider. Which objected by biting her in the butt.

The mom ended up at the hospital for a while under observation. She did heal up, I am told, fine.