For those of you who’ve never heard of her, Tila Tequila (originally Nguyen) is a “reality show” star who thinks she is a rapper. Originally a nude model, she parlayed her career into being a “professional” celebrity, like a third rate Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton.

Well, in the middle of last year she suffered a brain aneurysm due to a drug over dose and went into rehab to recover. How is that recovery going? Not well, apparently.

I heard this in a coked-up 1970s game show host voice, with a disco vamp going in the background. I don’t understand why some insignificant nobody’s mental illness is front page material. Actually, scratch that. I do understand. Never mind!