Speaking of horrible holiday songs, the lyrics to “Winter Wonderland” are just freaking weird.

In the meadow we will build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown
He’ll ask us are you married, we’ll say no man
But you can do the job when you’re in town

Are these people engaged? So their wedding has already been scheduled with Parson Brown, when he comes to town, why do they need to build a snowman?

Does one of them have Elsa superpowers to bring the snowparson to life?

Are they gay and can’t get married by Parson Brown so a snowparson has to officiate their wedding?

Are they married to other people?

What other reasons would people have for making a fake wedding with a snowman officiating?