re: #79 Florida Panhandler

“Affair” is a kind word for a dalliance with a prostitute who is employed by a violently hostile foreign government to purposely gather American intel, mislead Conservatives, and gain influence over vulnerable morally bankrupt rubes.

I just can’t even. The thought about fucking a bunch of fat, old, white haired, creepy men… Really, that’s beyond disgusting. (Sorry to anyone who’s like me; fat, old, white, etc.) But honestly, it’s fucking gross.