United Airlines did (does?) this thing where to thin the herd in their overbooked flights they do up to three gate changes involving two or more terminals. Run like hell or you won’t make it.
Yeah I bumped that old lady’s elbow one time while dashing by on the moving sidewalk, but she was in the left lane standing there with thumb so far up ass I thought she was sticking out a tongue

I made it! Now looking around the new terminal and I see a Newsweek magazine about the most dysfunctional middle school in America-aka my alma mater

No place to sit, & too much angst and anger to effectively people watch, so wait to board plane and then wait in a line of 44 planes to get back to beloved So Cal. And this is a good trip.

Yeah, I hate O’Hare why do you ask?