re: #805 RunningBare

FaceBook is that site where you sign up, so that you can reconnect with all the assmunches that didn’t like you, or didn’t talk to you, or abused you, in high school, but now wanna be your best friend in the whole world, while they prattle on and on and on and on about their pathetic, utterly predictable, and empty lives, meanwhile thinking that you actually give a shit.

I could be wrong though.

In other industry news, Facebook released a statement today saying it was sorry to announce the departure of its marketing director RunningBare. A Facebook spokesperson said, “while we’re sorry to see RunningBare move on to new challenges, it’s become clear that RB is jealous of the fact that all of us here at corporate were hugely influential in maintaining and growing the Chess Club. So, quite frankly, he can kiss our asses. Checkmate.”