Friends, I have been fairly busy here…so I am CERTAIN I must have misheard that Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham signed this letter. We have been informed right here on LGF that these men are “good eggs” who are moderate adults within the GOP.

Sure, they both had to act like flaming assholes during the election season. First, to vanquish Tea Party challengers who would have been SO MUCH WORSE for all fair minded Americans, then to defeat a pesky general election opponent (although…uh…I forget who Graham had to beat there).

In any case, now that the last election is far behind us and the next one is so far in the future, both of these great leaders of men have surely returned to their moderate centrist ways and would never have had anything to do with a letter like this.

Forgive me for wasting your time here. It is silly of me to assume either of these responsible politicians would have signed this letter. I obviously misheard.