re: #78 Cato the Elder

Speaking of insane legislation/regulation, the New York State Assembly is still in the running for Top Idiotarians of the Millennium award.

They’re proposing to ban the use of salt in all restaurant dishes.

Can I get a heave, and a ho, and an upchuck? I hates bland foods, preciousss.

Next, people will have to get on a scale before they can enter a restaurant. Whoever is above the recommended weight, NO ENTRY!