re: #826 Slumbering Behemoth

BREAKING: At a certain time today, in specific geographic region, the possible futures of 25 people were permanently interrupted, while an additional 13 people were inconvenienced to a great, physical degree when a violent religious extremist of determined national origin began to expand with extreme rapidity due to a hidden device of suspect construction.
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…began to expand with extreme rapidity.

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