How can you people not be up in arms?

Vince, the ShamWow guy was arrested after supposedly punching a prostitute after he paid $1000 for her services and apparently when he kissed her, she bit his “golden” tounge and wouldn’t release it.

So, he ShamWowed her in the face or something…..or was that SlapChopped?

You would think Vince was so famous that he didn’t have to pay for sex.

What a sucker…….errrrrr ShamWow……